let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

(via carryonmyhighfunctioningtardis)


sancty:

I saw this sign (and others that were similar) on my way out of Munich..
“Bring the BIA back to city hall
Thank you
An end in the city to gay and lesbian promoting!
Stop the reeducation at Munichs schools and kindergartens!
BIA Citizens Initiative Stop Foreigners”

sancty:

I saw this sign (and others that were similar) on my way out of Munich..

“Bring the BIA back to city hall
Thank you
An end in the city to gay and lesbian promoting!
Stop the reeducation at Munichs schools and kindergartens!

BIA Citizens Initiative Stop Foreigners”

(via fucknosexistcostumes)


buckbeek:

she wants the d(etailed marauders head canons)

(via chainsandshipsexciteme)


clurex:

imaginary-imagination:

clurex:

real australian chips people

I still have an unopened packet of Hamish and Andy’s limited edition Gravy Chips from 2008.

they had them here a few weeks ago im pretty sure we still have some at the iga where i work

(via angrynerdyblogger)



(via lazyokapi)


fucklestrade:

Lestrade spin off show called “Scotland Yard”.  The series finale is where they finally meet Sherlock.

(via johnlockeveryday)


emmaz0n:

it looked bad with my watermark on it so im just gonna risk it getting reposted

emmaz0n:

it looked bad with my watermark on it so im just gonna risk it getting reposted

(via agmusic1999)


trillow:

i like it when the sky looks like the world is going to end

(via johnlockeveryday)


Abbadouche。
Gabriel (via voltage-mc)

(via bemytherapy)


artbymoga:

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

That ^

artbymoga:

bewilden:

fileformat:

how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

That ^


troyesnugget:

thetroylerworshiphour:

troyesivan:

i still dont know what the frick nouns verbs and adjectives are

I will teach it to you in a way you may comprehend it easer: 

nouns: the booty itself

verbs: the booty doing things

adjectives: describe the booty

booty 101

(via thejokerofinsanity)


greatwhiteprivilege:

i wish i didn’t always feel the need to apologize for everything


Q
How dare cis people be cis. They're terrible. Running around being comfortable with the gender they were born with. They're hardly even human.
Anonymous
A

cishits:

How dare trans people complain about cissexism in a safe place. They’re terrible, running around educating people on what cis even means to begin with. They’re hardly even hu- oh wait there are people who believe that :/


cityofdreamingspanners:

prenons:

allcreatures:

This baby elephant landed itself in a right old mess after falling down a railway embankment.

Stuck fast in the muddy ravine, its attempts to get free failed time and again. Luckily, a train was passing by and passengers, upset to see the forlorn animal in a pickle, convinced the driver to stop so they could free it.

While one commuter enticed the elephant to the top of the ditch by holding out tree branches for it to eat, others joined the rescue and eventually pulled the animal out of its predicament.

The calf suffered no injuries in the fall and probably learned not to stray too far from the herd in future following its muddy misadventure.

Officials say the elephant had been walking across rail tracks in Goalpara, in the state of Assam, north-east India, when it fell into the ditch.

(via Goalpara, Assam: Baby elephant gets stuck after falling down railway embankment | Metro News)

HE LOOKS SO EMBARRASSED IN THE FIRST ONE

There’s a definite “Oh Bother” feel to the top one. He even looks a bit like Winnie-the-Pooh.

(via thegirlwhonevertried)